Saturday, April 15, 2006

PROPOSAL TO MY WIFE!

My dearest Peach,

I am Plum crazy over you. Do you Carrot all for me?

You are the Apple of my eye, with your Radish hair and Turnip nose.

Everytime I Date you, I want to Squash you to my heart.

I know we would make a happy Pear.

On my Celery we would get along nicely.

So if we Cantaloupe, Lettuce be married soon.

Lovingly Yours,

Sweet Potato

4 Comments:

At 2:15 a.m., Blogger Bradley said...

groan...

 
At 6:25 p.m., Blogger Drumstick said...

I am not very PEAS with the first two comments. There is absolutely no RAISIN to GRAPE like that!

 
At 8:03 p.m., Blogger ally said...

Ah Roland Shea....ha ha.....I will always remember you and your fruity jokes, lol....
how are you by the way?
Brendan, leave your dad alone ;)

 
At 12:11 a.m., Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well, Roland, what can I say!! Boy do I miss you guys. How's it going? Any chance you're coming back here soon?
Charmaine

 

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