Thursday, April 27, 2006

HOUSE FOR SALE - ADDRESS: HEAVEN

FEATURES

-Many rooms with a Master Suite
-Spacious love
-Open floor plan for peace
-Large eat-in grace
-Fenced-in mercy with room for expansion
-Son Room with a marvelous view of salvation
-Pool of milk and honey in back Pearly gates in
front

DIRECTIONS

The only way to the Father is through the Son

PRICE

$0. Owner-financing

COMMUNITY

Friendly angelic neighbors
Great family and friends
Praise the Lord all day and night

BONUS FEATURES

Crown of stars and new luxurious robe
Bring a friend and get a reward

FOR MORE INFORMATION

Call our local agent and representative

Name: Jesus Christ

Address: Repent Highway and Streets of Gold

Phone: Simply dial John 3:16

Remember, when Satan comes knocking at your door, just say "Jesus, will you get that for me?"

2 Comments:

At 12:12 a.m., Blogger ally said...

very cool....
how are ya?

 
At 12:35 a.m., Blogger Drumstick said...

I am doing OK. Miss Calgary...little Ruby, the boys, Debbie, & our friends at Glenmore Temple.

 

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